it’s up, it’s down, it’s the Germans and it’s everywhere!!!
Email correspondence:Client: “My internet isn’t working, and I need to check my flight number, and my stocks, etc.”Me: “What are you emailing me from?”Client: “What do you mean? A computer obviously.” (6 minutes pass while I wait for him to put it together)Client: “Hello? Are you going to help me or not??”
I fecking love this shit!